Archive for June, 2008

Kimchi Bistro Rocks My Proverbial Casbah

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

It was a toss up between the work-horse of Broadway’s Asian food fare, HaNa (where last week I ate 31 pieces of sushi to celebrate turning 31 years old), or the Kimchi Bistro back in the the alley. HaNa was full.

Kimchi Bistro is a steal. And it’s pride is its namesake. For no charge—like bread in a French restaurant—the meal is preceded by kimchi. Six plates of it.

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The best of the sextet was that one in the middle, a sprouted bean salad with a bit of crunch and the aromatic grace of sesame oil. I wolfed them all down before my bibimbap arrived, and asked for another round of my top four, saying I’d be happy to pay the cost. But when my bill came, there was no charge for the extra kimchi, even though at that point, I’d eaten ten plates.

The Next Big Thing

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

As we know, the only sort of sculpture worth showing these days is something ordinarily small reproduced several times its regular size.. This be trite. But there’s something about this image…

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…that makes me quite satisfied. I birdie—or as I prefer to call it, a shuttlecock—actually belongs on the lawn. And a lawn as big at the one shown above (thank you, Wikipedia for the image) deserves the biggest, most massive, hardest steel shuttlecock it can get. Giant traffic cones in bourgeois private parks on the other hand? Snoring.

Thanks for the tip, NaFun!

First They Ignore You

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

The Drug Czar’s office hasn’t historically bothered to respond to criticisms from drug-law reform groups. So maybe they’re hopped up on that extra-potent superbud going around and it’s making them chatty, or maybe drug reformers have developed a following on the blogosphere and the drug czar’s feeling threatened. But now the office is fighting fire by blowing smoke on their own blog to counter criticisms on the Huffington Post.

Paul Armentano, the deputy director of NORML (I’m on the board), refuted a government-funded study that found marijuana is more potent and thus super dangerous to kids. This is a perennial story engineered to scare parents that gets sucked up and regurgitated by the press. The argument doesn’t hold water: people smoke less pot when it’s high quality just like people drink less whisky than beer. And, um, pot can’t kill you like liquor can. But even the argument that pot is more potent is bogus, says Armentano.

“…even by the University of Mississippi’s own admission, the average THC in domestically grown marijuana — which comprises the bulk of the US market — is less than five percent, a figure that’s remained unchanged for nearly a decade.”

That bunched some panties at the drug czar’s office and they’ve written a response on their blog.

The “domestic” samples analyzed in the University of Mississippi’s report do not represent what’s found in the U.S. market. “Domestic” samples refer to marijuana plants that were found in the process of being grown and were then eradicated by law enforcement in the U.S. The potency of these “domestic” specimens is far lower because those specimens are most often taken from immature plants that never reached full cultivation (maturity) for distribution and consumption in the illegal market.

To which NORML responds here:

Oh, you’re counting domestic as stuff grown in the US before it’s harvested? Well, excuse us. Our mistake. If we knew that was how you were defining “domestic”, then we would have pointed out that 98% of your “domestic” seizures are feral hemp (”ditchweed”). You claim that these “domestic” seizures are averaging 5% THC content, but you define “ditchweed” as having virtually no levels of detectable THC.

We have no way of knowing how much of your “domestic” seizures were, in fact, ditchweed. But I’d venture to guess you’re not including ditchweed, because you’re wanting to make a point about consumer marijuana, and nobody is smoking ditchweed. Fair enough… but then you need to explain why you’ve spent $175 million taxpayer dollars since 1984 to eradicate something you don’t count as part of the consumer marijuana “problem”.

Writes Armentano:

As Gandhi once said, “First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.” Well, I guess it’s safe to say we’re at the stage where they finally fight!

Which Is Worse?

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

1) A convenience store with people smoking crack under the awning and in the doorway.

2) A convenience store with people smoking crack under the awning and one doorway boarded up.

I came home last week to find that the convenience store owners, in an effort to stop people from hanging out in one of the unused doorways, had boarded that area up.

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Boarding things up is saying you lost. Like, we’ve given up on the neighborhood and no longer want to have neighbors keep an eye out. We’ll just barricade ourselves in our businesses and homes. Of course, I understand that the store owners are sick of poeple drinking and pissing in the doorway. But what are you even trying to protect if the neighborhood is just boards…? Number two is the worse of two evils.

The Hummer of Lunches

Monday, June 9th, 2008

Holy shit. I went to the Oasis cafe for lunch last week and ordered the teriyaki combo—which included a salad and few other perks—to go. After about 10 minutes, a woman stepped out from the back carrying all this.

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All this Styrofoam is gonna double the size of the garbage patch and it’s all my fault. It’s a good thing I elected to have the miso soup while I waited or the lady would have brought me a fifth Styrofoam container.

Baby, You Have a Face Like Drug Raid

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

I’d bet things around the Gillis household were rocky for a few days after this article came out…

Undercover officers make hundreds of raids each year — and they will say that nothing is routine.

That was never more clear than on the night of April 30, when a narcotics team moved in on a suspected drug house on East Rich Street, NBC 4’s Marcus Thorpe reported.

The raid ended in gunfire and two officers being injured. Two suspects were taken into custody.

Those detectives are now out of the hospital and spoke to NBC 4 on Wednesday.

John Gillis and Anthony Garrison are no rookies. In fact, they’ve logged more than 20 years on the force — 14 of which they spent working side-by-side on local roads.

But for the first time in their careers, gunshots connected with them on April 30. Harrison was shot in the arm and hip and Gillis was struck in the leg.

Both officers spent significant time in the hospital, undergoing surgeries. During the weeks of recovery, the officers said the concern and well-wishes are bringing them back.

I think I thought about it when I looked at my wife’s face. It’s kind of upsetting for me,” Gillis said.

Of course, he meant that he hadn’t accepted the severity of the trauma until he saw someone he loved and realized he could have lost that person. But what he said was looking at his wife’s face made think about getting shot in the leg, and that his wife’s face is “kind of upsetting.”